you kids these days with your rapidly growing concern for the state of the world and your knowledge of important issues at increasingly younger ages despite having been told your opinions don’t matter by the adults who put you in these situations
ITS A BABY DRAGON
baby no don’t eat your tail
Thats how they get away though, they bite their own tail and basically wheel away from the danger like a spikey orobouros.
"I AM SPARKS."
"I AM MILD TO MODERATE DISCOMFORT."
Baby Smaug, Roll Out.